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KEEPING IT REAL TV bosses are so hard up for ideas these days that they are now relying on us to make our own entertainment. I'm talking about the latest mind numbing effort known as "Reality TV". Is this shit all we can expect to get for our license fee these days? What kind of moron wants to watch a bunch of wankers get on each others tits for days on end? Who really wants to tune in to see how long a bunch of sad bastards can stay awake? I can open my door and get a bellyful of all the reality I want whenever the urge takes me. Get off your couch and get a life!!! |
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Hardly a day goes by without us hearing of another atrocity committed by one human being against another, be it child abuse, murder, terrorism or good old random acts of violence. What goes on to compound the impact of these crimes is the leniency of the judges employed to dispense justice to these dregs of society. Therefore here are my suggestions for a radical reform to our pathetic "justice" system. 1. Child murderers - One hour in a locked room with the victims parents. Should the scumbag survive this then death in exactly the same manner as the victim. 2. Pedophiles - One hour in a locked room with the victims parents. Should the scumbag survive this then surgical removal of the genitals, hands and tongue. Also CHILD ABUSER to be tattooed in large red letters on the forehead. 3. Terrorists - Locked in a cell with a nail bomb for company. Bomb to be on a twelve hour timer to give him time to reflect on his actions. I believe these measures offer a much more satisfying and cheaper alternative to the current system with a 0% chance of re-offending. Now that's what I call a justice system! |
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And I Quote.... I usually like to rant about something that's really pissing me off at the moment but this month I've decided to let someone else do it for me. I recently read 'The Beast' - the autobiography of Paul Di'Anno, formerly the lead singer of Iron Maiden. The book is cover to cover Sex, Drugs and Rock & Roll and although he does bang on a bit about his short time with Maiden it's an entertaining read. This particular quote is right in line with my feelings on boy bands and pop idols and richly deserves a place on this page. "It really pisses me off to see good bands and good musicians kept out of the charts and off the radio by talentless cunts who stand around like retards, miming the words to a song which some other twat wrote for them. As for all those endless bloody love songs they sing, well don’t make me fucking laugh! They’re all about ten years old! Their voices haven’t broken! They wouldn’t know a woman’s cunt from her armpit! Guys, if you can’t sing, you can’t write and you can’t play – get out of the industry and don’t come back, that’s my advice."
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The
Chromedome Thesis On Judicial Reform
