Biohazard - Root and Branch Co. biological security products
Biohazard - Root and Branch Co. biological security products

Fences not enough? Intruders getting through?

 

Hedge your bets! Put up a Biohazard Pain & Torment toxic-thorny hedge inside or outside your present barrier. The best barrier is one intruders don't WANT to cross! One scratch from this stuff's 3cm thorns and they'll be convinced to go elsewhere.

Lifetimes: wooden fence 10 yr, metal fence 15 yr, barbed wire 15 yr, hedge to 70 yr!

Mika Hedgehog says "I may be happy inside one of these hedges, but nobody, and I mean nobody else will be! I've seen skulkers turn into fleeing screamers, lurkers leave town crying, and you don't even want to hear about the guy who tried to pole vault a wall and fell into a P&T hedge! 'Ow!' doesn't begin to express his anguish."

Mika Hedgehog says...

...and it's pretty too!

Order Pain and Torment biological defense products from Root & Branch, Box 335, Negzyduros, Foldmuves, and keep intruders out of your sensitive installations. Sold by the meter of hedge length, P&T comes with its own Hedgemaster expert gardner for installation and subsequent maintenance.

Root & Branch is a company in Foldmuves which is a nation in the game of Aurora .  But there really is a hedge material just like this stuff, sold as a security product!