Use Doc M's signature products at home, at work, outdoors and in -- they're the best you can get! Formulations abound for whatever the need - detergents, scouring powder, paint stripper, facial soap, shampoo, floor polish, toothpaste, even soap on a rope for the ultimate bathtime convenience! All with our patented lye base, for that Special Squeaky Clean!

We wouldn't lye to you -- our paint strippers are produced in completely different facilities from our shampoo and face soap!

Use HAM soap, the best there is! Lye to get that tough stain off your fingers, camel butter to keep your complexion smooth and soft, and nothing but the Best! man-made additives to keep the lather up and the dust down. Why HAM? Because your skin deserves the Best! that Dr. Mikhael's extensive worldwide laboratories can devise, as well as the Best! traditional ingredients from the Mikhael Family Recipes.

Why's it called HAM (always capitalised)? Some say it's because the original formula used only the best hog lard. (And it still does!) Some claim the present Doctor Mikhael's grandfather was named Hamish McAlexander. (Actually it was Hammiddge Mikhael Zanderdt.) Some claim it comes from the original company motto of "Hezfrest y'Amkincrny Mriduc!" ("Wash, and Live Forever!") Others point to the novelty animal-shaped soap bars produced years ago (the pink pigs being favorites).

Whatever the reason, it's HAM you need, to strip the sludge; HAM you need, to cut the drudge; HAM you need, to grab the grime; HAM you need, to make 'em shine!

Just because we know you're cheap, we also sell the famous "Marvelous Doctor Mikhael's Soap Saver Dishwash Swishers". Save those bits of our best lye facial or hand soap, stash them in the handy-dandy no-rust metal basket, and swish them in the washbasin to prepare to wash every last dish clean. After, of course, you've already used Doctor M's Brite Boy Scouring Powder on the pots (pumice-laden to get them all clean), and put on a pair of the Doctor's best genuine natural latex scrubbing gloves (faced with tiny bristles to grab that grit and get it out!).

Or if you have too many dishes and not enough scraps, get a bottle of The Copper Kettle Detergent, made the same way as Dr. M. did in his first laboratory, with care and patience, and the Best! ingredients, only using a bigger kettle!

Find Dr. Mikhael's products in your local market, and take some home today!

Dr. Mikhael's Cleansers are produced in factories across the nation of Foldmuves and are exported across Aurora