Choice of Genuine Yarkon^TM or the best Kanjiritech knock-off processor...

Laptop, Desktop, Economy-portable ("hauls down the road with no special permit needed!"), and Virtual configurations all available...

Vintage-computer green-screen-look LCD standard, full-color monitor or screen available at slight extra cost...

All come standard with the Limeix^TM operating system, or if you absolutely must have it, we'll reluctantly put whatever MundoSoftus version you want on yours...

Full line of peripherals lovingly relabeled from the best, second-best, and third-best manufacturers; DILL right on the nameplate, and their factory warranty replaced by our factory warranty at no extra charge.

Or save money with our special South Vysocina Warranty: "if it breaks, you own the parts"... 7% off the cost of any other configuration...

1.8 GHz and above laptop models come with special heat shield on the bottom - guaranteed to mitigate leg burns...

Extra batteries come in exclusive 8-pack bandolier-mount strap, so you can compute on the road all day long with no recharge needed...

Laptops all come with special power-save feature to prolong battery life - same switch as the power; just shut it off and almost magically the power drain drops off to near zero...

Desktop units come with our exclusive DILL silent-fan technology; muffled to less than 91db even without special placement...

Available mail-order, on the phone, or in any of our 446 retail outlets...