Name: Bully
Chat: Do Deep London
Date: 1/7/2005
Time: 5:30 P.M.
Name: The Baroness
Chat: Just taken delivery of the new SP CD. Quality. QH on the ipod, last track on the CD - awsome. Walking to work happy. Let's Be Young.
Date: 2/7/2005
Time: 10:51 A.M.
Name: suzanne
Chat: loved speaking to all the london massive on the video phone at bullys on Saturday - far to tecky for m'gary though! All the best to jonny and claire for their Canada trip - the start of what will be a truly excellent adventure!
Date: 3/7/2005
Time: 6:47 P.M.
Name: Bully
Chat: thanks to everyone who turned up on Saturday, what a great day. My personal favourite was Shawsy loving Mariah Carey. And of course Pink Floyd.
Date: 4/7/2005
Time: 1:23 A.M.
Name: ruthers
Chat: i feel like i am dead.
Date: 4/7/2005
Time: 12:22 P.M.
Name: Big Mark
Chat: Mariah Carey, shite with a capital shite, Michaels, he phoned up Geldolf and asked to be there, The Who, exactly looked like dads trying to rock, Pink Floyd, everybodys personal favourite (apparently!!!!!!!!!).
Date: 4/7/2005
Time: 6:08 P.M.
Name: Rick
Chat: Simi, have you got room in your tent for me this weekend?
Date: 5/7/2005
Time: 9:57 A.M.
Name: ruthers
Chat: heyhey, nice one rick.
Date: 5/7/2005
Time: 12:26 P.M.
Name: ruthers
Chat: Bon voyage Jonny and Claire. See you in Vancooovrrrrrr.
Date: 5/7/2005
Time: 6:04 P.M.
Name: suzanne
Chat: wasnt it nice of jonny to tidy up the site before he went. Best of wishes to jonny and claire - hope you enjoy your adventure.
Date: 5/7/2005
Time: 6:42 P.M.
Name: The Baroness
Chat: All the best J & C, our loss is the mounties gain.
Date: 5/7/2005
Time: 9:08 P.M.
Name: ruthers
Chat: gary shaw by the way. those messages at the weekend were top drawer. once i get a phone that works i'll be sure to repay you. glad you liked the set by the way. got that chris martin eating out ma hand. poof.
Date: 6/7/2005
Time: 12:34 P.M.
Name: Elder Shaw
Chat: Tony Blair to Jacques Chirac this afternoon....."get it right up yeh !"
Date: 6/7/2005
Time: 1:02 P.M.
Name: Rick
Chat: All London personnel check in please.
Date: 7/7/2005
Time: 10:25 A.M.
Name: ruthers
Chat: Me and Claire are OK.
Date: 7/7/2005
Time: 11:25 A.M.
Name: Rick
Chat: Glad to hear it - all sounds pretty chaotic. Take care y'all!
Date: 7/7/2005
Time: 11:47 A.M.
Name: Elder Shaw
Chat: LNZ & EP are fine too
Date: 7/7/2005
Time: 11:58 A.M.
Name: The Baroness
Chat: All sounds a bit mad - hope all safe & sound.
Date: 7/7/2005
Time: 12:39 P.M.
Name: Elder Shaw
Chat: Go on the del boy ! http://scores.europeantour.com/leaderboard.sps?iTourId=1&iTourNo=2005042
Date: 7/7/2005
Time: 12:40 P.M.
Name: Anna
Chat: Hey guys, how it going? Have Alec and Sarah left London, cause we cant get them on their mobiles.
Date: 7/7/2005
Time: 8:15 P.M.
Name: wheely
Chat: the explosions were only like 5mins away and another 10mins away. i am at home and all i can hear are helicopters and sirens. its really horrible.
Date: 7/7/2005
Time: 1:18 P.M.
Name: EP
Chat: thankyou for all your messages everybody. fortunately we're all OK, except that we're stuck at home/at work. Has anyone heard from Chris yet?
Date: 7/7/2005
Time: 1:29 P.M.
Name: ruthers
Chat: nice one dellus. phone lines are busy, so haven't managed to get through to chris. don't think he's in an affected area. madness.
Date: 7/7/2005
Time: 1:42 P.M.
Name: The Baroness
Chat: I take it big hairy Ramie & his baeutiful wife are OK?
Date: 7/7/2005
Time: 2:02 P.M.
Name: wheely
Chat: ep i've not heard from chris - his phone is off but i've texted him to get in touch
Date: 7/7/2005
Time: 2:09 P.M.
Name: Anna
Chat: Panic over, hes back in dirty leeds.
Date: 7/7/2005
Time: 9:30 P.M.
Name: ruthers
Chat: aye, they're fine. well, if you call living in luton fine.
Date: 7/7/2005
Time: 2:32 P.M.
Name: wheely
Chat: any news from chris?
Date: 7/7/2005
Time: 3:55 P.M.
Name: simpson
Chat: crazy stuff down there folks, glad everyone is OK, i myself am in a non-affected zone, although i dont think thurso is top of binladen's list.
Date: 7/7/2005
Time: 5:01 P.M.
Name: ruthers
Chat: chris is fine by the way. well, apart from the obvious.
Date: 7/7/2005
Time: 6:10 P.M.
Name: ruthers
Chat: by the way troops, thanks for all your texts and calls. you're a great bunch of people.
Date: 7/7/2005
Time: 6:13 P.M.
Name: jonny
Chat: holy shit. well i think all londoners are present and correct - thank the lord for that. feel a bit detached from everything over here in canada - but you may be interested to know the two authoritave sources of international news are the bbc and overflowinggently. best wishes to everyone in london it must be truly awful.
Date: 7/7/2005
Time: 6:21 P.M.
Name: Elder Hough
Chat: Fuck Osama Bin Laden and all the fundamentalist towel headed camel jockeys everywhere. London did not panic. The Pelican is open tonight. Up the free world.
Date: 7/7/2005
Time: 7:51 P.M.
Name: jonny
Chat: sak - send me your gmail addres to - jonnyhough@hotmail.com
Date: 8/7/2005
Time: 2:50 A.M.
Name: wiggy
Chat: glad everyone isok...
Date: 8/7/2005
Time: 12:06 P.M.
Name: SimBinLaden (Top Camel Jockey)
Chat: ruthers in shock by the way patter overload by the way, i count 4 by the ways since the new board by the way.
Date: 8/7/2005
Time: 9:46 A.M.
Name: The Baroness
Chat: Yet another clinical victory in last night poker match for TheBarL. More than ever, it's apparent that there's a huge gulf between the talented, calculated players (me & the delboy) and the generous, shanner whipping boys (davie & bully). Hopefully the return of Simi can spice things up in the midfield, and more importantly, increase my winnings.
Date: 8/7/2005
Time: 1:25 P.M.
Name: ruthers
Chat: adam, you are my little gentleman. i'll take you to foggy london town because you are my little gentleman. by the way.
Date: 8/7/2005
Time: 1:27 P.M.
Name: Rick
Chat: Speaking of which, how does one get in touch with Adam these days? I understand wiring oneself to the moon is one option?
Date: 8/7/2005
Time: 2:36 P.M.
Name: Rick
Chat: Never mind, spicing things up BarL, the only thing the return of Simi is likely to result in is a sizable dent to the larder.
Date: 8/7/2005
Time: 2:54 P.M.
Name: ruthers
Chat: how do you know when simi's been in your fridge?
Date: 8/7/2005
Time: 3:28 P.M.
Name: Rick
Chat: I don't know, how do you know when simi's been in your fridge?
Date: 8/7/2005
Time: 3:48 P.M.
Name: The Baroness
Chat: All the butter's gone?
Date: 8/7/2005
Time: 4:34 P.M.
Name: Rick
Chat: Aye, Simi loves butter!
Date: 8/7/2005
Time: 4:54 P.M.
Name: Rick
Chat: In fact, I remember once having breakfast with Simi when a passing waiter asked “Sir, would you like some toast with your butter?” To which Simi replied “Naw”.
Date: 8/7/2005
Time: 4:59 P.M.
Name: adam
Chat: Ciao Reekee! (Eye-talian for Rick). Remember the rest of the Italian vocabulary that we learned/created in Corfino? manki = very dirty. dirti = less than manki. wayti = quite heavy. choppi = turbulent ocean. boobi = breast. boobii = plural of breast. teetii = likewise. jobbi = position of employment. rumpi-pumpi = a bit of the other. postivo-negativo = car battery. volli = volley. coffi = espresso. calamari = squid. anti-climaci = damp squib. jerzi = tank top. jammii = pyjamas. It's amazing the amount you pick up when you're immersed in the culture for a few days. I would have no fear going back to Itali (Italy) armed with that level of expression.
Date: 9/7/2005
Time: 12:47 P.M.
Name: adam
Chat: Just picking up on that butter thread, I fucking hate it when you try and spread butter on a piece of bread and end up tearing the bread to fuck cause the butter's too hard. And that Lurpak Spreadable's the same, Trade Descriptions Act springs to mind. And Jonny Bushcunt think's he's got it tough living in a bivouac for a year in the wilderness surrounded by lions and tigers and bears
Date: 9/7/2005
Time: 12:53 P.M.
Name: jonny & claire
Chat: what about edgi?
Date: 10/7/2005
Time: 2:37 A.M.
Name: graeme 'hairy' corner
Chat: apologies for gate crashing the site just wanted to check Hough's et al in London were well - regards to all
Date: 10/7/2005
Time: 3:43 P.M.
Name: Wendy Davies
Chat: Just to let you all know that my name has now officially changed. My new work e-mail address is wendy.davies@northglasgow.scot.nhs.uk
Date: 11/7/2005
Time: 3:44 P.M.
Name: suzanne
Chat: god it's hot. what a weekend. I am surprinsingly not burnt. Reapplying facter 15 every 10 minutes has been a life saver. Who is all booking up for T in the Park next year - what a festival. what a laugh. what a lot of beer i drunk.
Date: 11/7/2005
Time: 6:39 P.M.
Name: Rick
Chat: What a lot of beer you wore more like!
Date: 12/7/2005
Time: 9:27 A.M.
Name: wiggy
Chat: would it not be better reapplying factor 30 every 20 minutes?
Date: 12/7/2005
Time: 10:24 P.M.
Name: wheely
Chat: or like me, factor 50 once? (its so liberating suzanne!)
Date: 12/7/2005
Time: 4:22 P.M.
Name: wheely
Chat: or like me, factor 50 once? (its so liberating suzanne!)
Date: 12/7/2005
Time: 4:22 P.M.
Name: adam
Chat: I shaw Shawsy in the car the other day, driving carefully and courteously. Pleasure to share the road with. Slightly over the 30 mph, not too fast, not too slowly. Lovely. Cheers.
Date: 12/7/2005
Time: 7:58 P.M.
Name: The Baroness
Chat: Planning a reckie through to the capital on the 23rd, all day session with the lovely scosh & stu, strictly last train home. Let me know if you fancy it.
Date: 12/7/2005
Time: 10:12 P.M.
Name: lnz
Chat: i love t in the park. aye aye aye. i loved glastonbury, but i loved t in the park, if you know what i mean.
Date: 12/7/2005
Time: 10:52 P.M.
Name: suzanne
Chat: bloody hell - first batch of tickets sold out already for T in the park next year - think this may become a southport like experience booking up well before line up is announced cause you know it will just be amazing. Talking about Southport who is all going then - Cant wait to see Theo Parrish - missed him last time due to early train to chalet.
Date: 12/7/2005
Time: 11:01 P.M.
Name: Elder Shaw
Chat: Show me your titties....I like that !
Date: 13/7/2005
Time: 11:18 A.M.
Name: The Baroness
Chat: What about the SP37 line up, by the way. Timmy, The Hump, Clausell, Karizma, Parish, Wyatt & nae Vega ...ATTB. Cannae wait. Right, first tinthepark debate.. who was the best, who disappointed most & who f*cked it?
Date: 13/7/2005
Time: 11:32 A.M.
Name: Rick
Chat: Best acts were Snoop Dog and James Brown…For me the headline acts were all disappointing – Green Day = bland; Foo Fighters = screaming psychopaths; Prodigy = cack. The best place to be on Sunday night was the Slam tent for some ultra hard techno. Gary Shaw surely in the Dog House following Lostgate and Throwpintinsuzannesfacegate.
Date: 13/7/2005
Time: 11:59 A.M.
Name: ruthers
Chat: oohoo, i want to see photos of that shit.
Date: 13/7/2005
Time: 12:18 P.M.
Name: Matt
Chat: Lenzie- no menu!
Date: 13/7/2005
Time: 1:27 P.M.
Name: Rick
Chat: oh, on the subject of Edinburgh reckie's I'll be in italy from 23 July - 13 August.
Date: 13/7/2005
Time: 1:53 P.M.
Name: Rick
Chat: But hope to have a wee do in the flat on 31 August.
Date: 13/7/2005
Time: 1:54 P.M.
Name: Elder Shaw
Chat: Rick - yer talking shite. How can you physically see all Headline acts, when they're all on at the same time ! You don't like Indie/Rock n Roll music. Infact, you informed me that you only buy music if the artist is blaick ! My own personal favourites were The Killers, New Order, Snoop Dog & Green Day !
Date: 13/7/2005
Time: 1:56 P.M.
Name: Rick
Chat: For your information Shaw, we circumnavigated the site on Sunday evening during the headline period (even taking in the Futures stage with all of 5 people in the tent) and found everything to be gash...except, eventually, the Slam Tent.
Date: 13/7/2005
Time: 2:26 P.M.
Name: Elder Shaw
Chat: Circumnavigated ? Boy o Boy those drugs must have been strang ! By the way, it was a pleasure to see the LNZ again....what a gentleman he is !
Date: 13/7/2005
Time: 2:47 P.M.
Name: simbo
Chat: i concur with davie, except i didnt see green day. however, contrary to Ricks slagging i thought they were pretty good. what a belter of a weekend. The only thing missing was a good talcing. Mabawztheywereadrippin.
Date: 13/7/2005
Time: 3:53 P.M.
Name: simpson
Chat: adamus my tall handsome friend, we must meet up soon, i dont think ive clapped eyes on you since the wedding of mark and wendy?? Remind me to buys some eyes to clap to you next we meet.
Date: 13/7/2005
Time: 3:57 P.M.
Name: adam
Chat: "Thank you. For the clap." Remember that? Yes indeed, Herr Simpson (if that is your real name). "Many Boffin spies have died providing us with this information about a wee air vent down a shaft." Remember that? When do you return from the back of beyond Simborino? "I got meetings Monday, meetings Tuesday, meetings Wednesday and meetings Thursday. I don't work Fridays - too many meetings!" Remember that? I'm tired now. On a split. Stayed up til 5 last night with the wee man barbecuing and drinking rum. Ruff.
Date: 13/7/2005
Time: 4:32 P.M.
Name: ruthers
Chat: Rick - you're having a do on a Wednesday? Surely that's a don't.
Date: 13/7/2005
Time: 5:46 P.M.
Name: lnz
Chat: matt - what menu? davy - i concur as well. it would be easier naming a band who i didn't like. lap, lap, lap. out with the wee man tonight at a gig. doing a reccy (reckie?) for potential numbers for New Rock New Year (two potentials). for those involved, you'll be glad to hear the CDs are nearly ready....
Date: 14/7/2005
Time: 12:30 A.M.
Name: lnz
Chat: calling all bushcunts...
Date: 14/7/2005
Time: 12:30 A.M.
Name: Rick
Chat: Mama Chiari's making my packed lunch this week. It doesn't tend to last beyond 11.15am!
Date: 14/7/2005
Time: 11:10 A.M.
Name: Rick
Chat: Ohh ohh ohh ohh ohh, forgot to say, Athlete "wires" was also a special moment. and not a blaikman in site!
Date: 14/7/2005
Time: 3:28 P.M.
Name: Rick
Chat: I particularly liked the optimistically-moving tribute before the song.
Date: 14/7/2005
Time: 4:01 P.M.
Name: the bushcunt
Chat: thats funny i had a dream i was mates with athlete last night and at one of their gigs they did a 'we love jesus' song and got booed. weird dream. lnz - the bushc*** will be coming soon.
Date: 14/7/2005
Time: 5:55 P.M.
Name: suzanne
Chat: i agree wires was a moment as was the whole of snoops set - his entourage was 54 - I think I guessed 17!
Date: 14/7/2005
Time: 9:20 P.M.
Name: wheeldo
Chat: hang on, athlete are total shite. they be the bain of me life. vexed.
Date: 15/7/2005
Time: 2:38 A.M.
Name: Elder Shaw
Chat: Anyone got the new White Stripes album yet ? Whacky, weird but brilliant
Date: 15/7/2005
Time: 8:20 A.M.
Name: The Baroness
Chat: Agreed Davie - album of the year so far
Date: 15/7/2005
Time: 9:25 A.M.
Name: Rick
Chat: Has anyone got that Gatecrasher Classics album currently being advertised on the telly? That would be great for Southport!
Date: 15/7/2005
Time: 9:39 A.M.
Name: Elder Shaw
Chat: The Bar L - nice to hear from you....you know, I love you when you're not playing poker ! Yes everyone....I see a more darker side, every second tuesday.
Date: 15/7/2005
Time: 9:49 A.M.
Name: The Baroness
Chat: You know David, I love you too, when you are not moaning like f*ck! I've got Tuesday night from the bookies next week, so hopefully should get another game in, if anyone fancies it?
Date: 15/7/2005
Time: 11:11 A.M.
Name: ruthers
Chat: Athlete? I agree with me ol' mucker wheelbags - they have to be the worst band in the world. By a country mile. I'd rather stick a blunt shovel in my eyeball that listen to that shit.
Date: 15/7/2005
Time: 12:47 P.M.
Name: wheeldo
Chat: thanks for the back up, runty-front-bottom. even the mere mention of athlete reminds me of all that is wrong in the world, and makes me very, very sad. but also angry and annoyed. please can we leave it at that.
Date: 15/7/2005
Time: 2:29 P.M.
Name: Elder Shaw
Chat: Okay Wheeldo, we'll leave it. What about the biggest Band in the world right now - Coldplay....How good is X & Y !
Date: 15/7/2005
Time: 3:02 P.M.
Name: Rick
Chat: Obviously not uber-trendy enough for wheelbags & ruthers. Hey, that's a great name for something: "Wheelbags and Ruthers"
Date: 15/7/2005
Time: 3:42 P.M.
Name: suzane
Chat: I fuckin love Coldplay
Date: 15/7/2005
Time: 6:46 P.M.
Name: lnz
Chat: i'll stand shoulder to shoulder with all those who were there when athlete played wires. you may also be interested to hear that ruthers confessed in a drunken phone message last weekend that he liked coldplay. "I just can't fucking help it, man" was the best bit.
Date: 15/7/2005
Time: 7:12 P.M.
Name: Elder Hough
Chat: I have a confession to make. Please forgive me. I like X & Y.
Date: 15/7/2005
Time: 7:51 P.M.
Name: suzanne
Chat: I'm so glad ATTB like Coldplay- it has to be one of the best albums ever, he has such an amazing voice and I so happen to fancy the pants of Chris Martin - and by all of us buying the album we keep elder hough in a job! and coldplay as well I suppose. Ruthers, don't be ashamed - stand tall man. Wires was amazing - were you at the game caller??!?
Date: 16/7/2005
Time: 12:36 P.M.
Name: Elder Hough
Chat: QH. What can I say. Played from 11pm till 6:30 am in the wee room @ Ministry. Started well. Applied the pressure. Punished us. The came back on in the main room @ 8:30am. At 9 he dropped the new Solu Music track (No.3 on the southport mix). Unbelievable. Still playing new york city garage @ 9 an a half bells.Dave wisnae there though which was a shame.
Date: 17/7/2005
Time: 10:13 A.M.
Name: Elder Hough
Chat: Shawsy - we could definitely stay till the end at Shelter. Taps aff right enough.
Date: 17/7/2005
Time: 10:15 A.M.
Name: suzanne
Chat: good effort chris - sounds amazing - don't know about the taps aff though! did you grab any words with the wee man?
Date: 17/7/2005
Time: 1:13 P.M.
Name: Rick
Chat: Oh, nearly forgot to claim credit for the best line at T in the Park: “Two pints of lager please. [pause] Make one a tops.”
Date: 18/7/2005
Time: 9:44 A.M.
Name: Rick
Chat: Picture the scene, Deal Street, London. Wheelbags and Ruthers lock all the doors, close the curtains and pour themselves a large glass of bucky. Turn the subwoofer up to max and let rip with Coldplay and Athlete. Closet Coldplay fans!!! Hahahahahahahahaha!!!! Outed!
Date: 18/7/2005
Time: 10:41 A.M.
Name: ruthers
Chat: Is there such a thing as Coldplay Anonomous? I think I need help. Ah don't put any of that Athlete shite in ma boady though.
Date: 18/7/2005
Time: 1:57 P.M.
Name: ruthers
Chat: Bad news Chris: http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/magazine/4692359.stm
Date: 18/7/2005
Time: 4:13 P.M.
Name: ruthers
Chat: "Trips last 4-8 hours..." Aye, or all weekend if Chris and Magic Bob are on them.
Date: 18/7/2005
Time: 5:44 P.M.
Name: Sarah
Chat: Aye up from the terroist breeding camp of the UK, Lnz I won't be back till Sunday AM that weekend of the 20th, is there another weekend you can manage for the farewell weekend in Leeds? If anyone else is up for a last weekend jaunt all and sundry welcome!
Date: 18/7/2005
Time: 9:05 P.M.
Name: Elder Hough
Chat: Aye, clocked that Ruthers. Bought a home grow kit.
Date: 19/7/2005
Time: 8:17 A.M.
Name: ruthers
Chat: Wise old Chris. Sarah - when are you available for a visit? Got a lovely message from you and yer man at the weekend. Booze hounds.
Date: 19/7/2005
Time: 1:14 P.M.
Name: Elder Hough
Chat: Anybody about in Glasgow this Saturday? Fancy a pint?
Date: 19/7/2005
Time: 6:45 P.M.
Name: adam mature
Chat: No, i don't think so.
Date: 19/7/2005
Time: 10:13 P.M.
Name: lnz mature
Chat: exquisite taste as always, old friend.
Date: 19/7/2005
Time: 11:30 P.M.
Name: simi immature
Chat: aye aye aye. got a few family birthdays this weekend chrissy boy, however, should be able to dj sneak out for a few jars. give me a call when you know your movements.
Date: 20/7/2005
Time: 9:56 A.M.
Name: simpson
Chat: when i refer to movements i do not mean of the bowel variety. Made the mistake of trying a prune this morning along with my usual melon, pineapple and peach. It was a particularly ripe and plump looking fruit and i couldn't resist. Needless to say it was an error i shall not repeat. Prunes are for old cunts and gays. Davy Shaw, any thoughts??
Date: 20/7/2005
Time: 10:04 A.M.
Name: Elder Shaw
Chat: Elder Hough in Glasgow, cWell up for a beer Elder Hough, after beasting Simbo at the Bishy monthly medal.
Date: 20/7/2005
Time: 11:06 A.M.
Name: Elder Shaw
Chat: Ignore previous menshy, got a bit excited with the prospect of Chris in Glasgow on a Saturday night. Cancel all other nights oot, grovel for a free pass from Laura Shaw, postpone the Sunday gardening sesh, I'II have a beer or two. Simy - you fancy a do'in from a 15 handicapper at the Bishy monthly medal on Saturday, ya fud ?
Date: 20/7/2005
Time: 11:12 A.M.
Name: lnz
Chat: davy, what's a victory for if not to bang on about it for a while, eh? that's pretty much exactly how i would react if i beat simi at golf.
Date: 20/7/2005
Time: 9:31 P.M.
Name: Elder Shaw
Chat: Just playing with his mind LNZ !
Date: 21/7/2005
Time: 8:08 A.M.
Name: Elder Shaw
Chat: C'Mon England ! Elder Hough - You watching the C4 highlight's the night ?
Date: 21/7/2005
Time: 3:27 P.M.
Name: Rick
Chat: I managed to sneak away at lunch-time for a couple of overs (and a couple of pints). Went to Bar Oz - it was very quiet! I'm off to Italy for three weeks on Saturday (ya beauty! or should i say "get it up ye"). Hope to have a wee do in the flat on 27 August to which all are invited.
Date: 21/7/2005
Time: 4:14 P.M.
Name: the bushcunt
Chat: hi everyone from canada. sounds like life is going well across the pond. well i can now reveal: http://www.outwardboundinggently.com - its a bit dull at the moment so feel free to skip about. i've still got to sort out the photos at the moment its showing the same ones on each page. i'll aim to get that fixed ASAP. hope everyone is well.
Date: 21/7/2005
Time: 12:30 P.M.
Name: The Baroness
Chat: Quality site Jonny, looks like your having a blast. Thanks for the update, makes it seem like you are less far away. Keep up the good work!
Date: 21/7/2005
Time: 10:53 P.M.
Name: Elder Shaw
Chat: Great Stuff Jonny....added it to my favorites."Outwardboundinggently with the BushC***" - your mother will be so proud !
Date: 22/7/2005
Time: 8:43 A.M.
Name: Nadia
Chat: Last day of work for three whole weeks.....yiipppeee - sunshine,mamma Chiari's food and vino rosso here I come!!!!
Date: 22/7/2005
Time: 9:36 A.M.
Name: Elder Shaw
Chat: Aachhh, away'n bile yer heid Nadia !
Date: 22/7/2005
Time: 10:12 A.M.
Name: Nadia
Chat: hee hee hee...bring it on!
Date: 22/7/2005
Time: 12:06 P.M.
Name: ruthers
Chat: Mamma Chiari can't cook for toffee. I hear she can even burn a cup of tea. Quality site Jonny, looking forward to keeping track of all your adventures.
Date: 22/7/2005
Time: 2:13 P.M.
Name:
Chat:
Date: 23/7/2005
Time: 2:19 A.M.
Name: Elder Shaw
Chat: Laura subjected me Whitney Houston's Greatest Hits yesterday....all 35 of the mother fuckers ! I'm thinking of dumping her.
Date: 25/7/2005
Time: 9:34 A.M.
Name: wiggy
Chat: I am loving all the "guitar based" music chat on the web site right now after t tin the park etc. Its like that two weeks over wimbledon when every c*nt wants to play tennis. I have been to an athlete gig (pretty lame mostly im afraid) but did sneak into the back stage party with a friend and helped ourselves to their whisky in a very rare rock and roll moment.
Date: 25/7/2005
Time: 10:10 P.M.
Name: wiggy
Chat: I am going to Queens of the Stone Age the morra. Theres a band who could sort Coldplay out.
Date: 25/7/2005
Time: 10:13 P.M.
Name: Eldfer Shaw
Chat: LNZ - I'd love to be involved in the fantasy football competition this season. Can you let me know the details ? Ruthers - LNZ & Chris think you & I should be red carded for our lack of appearance at recent Southport's. They're so far up their own arses....
Date: 25/7/2005
Time: 3:40 P.M.
Name: Sarah
Chat: Aye up, Baroness and anyone who does fancy a weekend to Leeds I'm away on the 13th to the 20th of August, that's the last two weekends left here, we're flying out on the 28th so probably best to keep that weekend quiet. That only leaves the next 2 weekends and I think some of you guys are off to Bulgaria the 2nd one so not sure if we're going to be able to arrange anything, but if anyone does fancy heading down to Leeds just drop me an email sarah_dagnall@hotmail.com or give me a buzz on 07900 803030.
Date: 25/7/2005
Time: 5:54 P.M.
Name: lnz
Chat: the site is www.formationfootball.com - i'm off on holiday tomorrow so we'll sort it out when i get back (if we all sign up at the same time, we get our own league). i trust you'll be signing up for southport this november as well.
Date: 26/7/2005
Time: 12:33 A.M.
Name: lnz
Chat: daggers - pencil me in for 6th/7th august. how does that sound?
Date: 26/7/2005
Time: 12:34 A.M.
Name: the bush****
Chat: does the power of grayskull beat mumra?
Date: 26/7/2005
Time: 6:12 A.M.
Name: Sarah
Chat: 6th, 7th sounds good Lnz, if anyone else fancies it you're more than welcome, I'll get Alex to see about getting the Saturday night off but let me know for definite once you can.
Date: 26/7/2005
Time: 11:37 A.M.
Name: adam
Chat: Yes my Jonnus. Happy holidays Lenzito.
Date: 26/7/2005
Time: 4:46 P.M.
Name: adam
Chat: Davide - just got your football lookalikes email. Superb. Especially like Baros and Crouch. And Redknapp. My new email address is adammcdougall@ntlworld.com
Date: 26/7/2005
Time: 4:55 P.M.
Name: Elder Shaw
Chat: By the way, does anyone else think that rather being banished to Thurso with work, Simy in actual fact is in Jail....only allowed out for the Saturday.
Date: 27/7/2005
Time: 12:22 P.M.
Name: simpson
Chat: aye, i have been a mute force recently, however, it should be noted that the meek hold knowledge beyond verse, sound and picture and prefer to communicate via the medium of dance.
Date: 27/7/2005
Time: 1:59 P.M.
Name: ruthers
Chat: simi dancing. now that's funny.
Date: 27/7/2005
Time: 3:29 P.M.
Name: simpson
Chat: All day All day........
Date: 27/7/2005
Time: 5:17 P.M.
Name: the bushc***
Chat: x&y - what a great driving album by the way. i've got some interesting beaver facts (we went to a beaver dam today) - i'll aim to share them with you ASAP - but i think the case is conclusive that ruthers is a beaver.
Date: 27/7/2005
Time: 3:17 P.M.
Name: Elder Shaw
Chat: Whenever you need a little pick me up at work, nip onto outwardboundinggently & have a look at the picture of Jonny (Wed 13th Jul) on the boat. It cracks me up everytime ! Thanks Jonny !
Date: 28/7/2005
Time: 8:28 A.M.
Name: adam
Chat: He's like the lovechild of Ray Mears and Boris Becker. My phone number works again - 07968 459 737. Call me.
Date: 28/7/2005
Time: 12:00 P.M.
Name: wiggy
Chat: jonny, looks like you are having an amazing trip! Your Tofino and long beach photos bring back good memories...
Date: 28/7/2005
Time: 11:09 P.M.
Name: wiggy
Chat: aye davie, you can sign up for the FF. More cannon fodder, excellent.
Date: 28/7/2005
Time: 11:13 P.M.
Name: Elder Shaw
Chat: Not looking good for the formation football.....the work's proxy server is blocking the address. Who won last season anyway ?
Date: 28/7/2005
Time: 2:46 P.M.
Name: ruthers
Chat: don't ask davie. in fact, jonny - can you see if you can erase that entry before roberts gets home from his holiday.
Date: 28/7/2005
Time: 3:45 P.M.
Name: ruthers
Chat: in fact, he's probably in some croatian internet cafe with a smug grin on his coupon, while EP sits about bored as hell.
Date: 28/7/2005
Time: 3:47 P.M.
Name: lnz (baked)
Chat: aye, ep is outside watching the bikes. i won it last year davy for the 3rd time out of 4 seasons, i gladly await new challenges as the current setup looks like the SPL. these croatian keyboards are a nightmare by the way...
Date: 29/7/2005
Time: 1:24 P.M.
Name: Elder Shaw
Chat: Let's hope EP arranged the hiring of the bikes. Got herself a top of the range 15 speeder, whilst arranging the LNZ a Pink Barbie 12" cycle with stabilizers and pink, sparkly tassels on the handle bars !
Date: 29/7/2005
Time: 1:51 P.M.
Name: charlie nic
Chat: interesting crayshin sityashin, holidaywise
Date: 29/7/2005
Time: 6:32 P.M.
Name: the bushc***
Chat: sign me up for formation soccer.
Date: 30/7/2005
Time: 2:25 A.M.
Name: Bully
Chat: Hello Troops, just arrived in singers. Sounds like all is ticking over nicely back in The World. Saz I tried to e-mail you but it got returned. Drop me a line crew.drake@ponlfleet.com (Subject: FAO F.Munro)
Date: 31/7/2005
Time: 4:15 P.M.
Name: Bully
Chat: You too Adam
Date: 31/7/2005
Time: 4:17 P.M.
Name: Rick
Chat: Buona sera tutti! Wow, we truly do live in a global village. Bullus in Sing, Lnz in Croatia, Jonny in Alaska and I, writing this from Corfino! One week of holiday down, another two to go – bring it on! I’ve already exhausted my holiday reading (Umberto Eco and Band of Brothers). Read Band in one day (today). Cried only once towards the end. Also learned a great new word for willy, as favoured by medieval Franciscan monks – pudenda!!!
Date: 31/7/2005
Time: 5:19 P.M.
Name: Big Mark
Chat: Could anyone let me know the arrangments for FF please. (bigmarkdavies@btinternet.com)
Date: 1/8/2005
Time: 12:32 P.M.
Name: Gordon Stracthan
Chat: Aye, me too!!!!!!!
Date: 1/8/2005
Time: 12:33 P.M.
Name: Elder Shaw
Chat: Was ruthers on a bender this weekend ?
Date: 1/8/2005
Time: 2:40 P.M.
Name: adam
Chat: Awright Rick? Awright Jonny? Bully - I've sent you an email, sorry about that. Lnz, drown those financial sorrows my friend; it's the only way. Suzanne - thanks for making me go to work.
Date: 1/8/2005
Time: 6:56 P.M.
Name: suzanne
Chat: glad to hear you made it to work adamus - a mans gotta put a bit of graft in now and again - you just needed a bit of motherly encouragement!! Concerned re my e-mail - Bully the address is szreilly@yahoo.co.uk - is that the one you tried! Hope troops on tour are all enjoying theirselves. Who is all going to be about for the carnival?
Date: 1/8/2005
Time: 7:50 P.M.
Name: Elder Hough
Chat: Aye, I'll take a bit of that formation football action as well. Top tip for all you inde kids - The Magic Numbers. And their on EMI.
Date: 1/8/2005
Time: 9:59 P.M.
Name: Elder Hough
Chat: Also, is Glasgow still there? I only left the place on Sunday but my ForecastFox weather plugin to Firefox is reporting 'location does not exist' on the five day forecast for Glasgow.
Date: 1/8/2005
Time: 10:02 P.M.
Name: Suzanne
Chat: already have the album Chris - went to see them at T in the Park and they were amazing - have been shouting about them for some time - once again i am keeping you in a job. Glasgow is still here and doing fine thank you.
Date: 2/8/2005
Time: 6:54 P.M.
Name: the bushc***
Chat: went to a chines barbers today and fans of international hand signals will be please to hear that i mastered the rather technical signal - 'number two all over please'. its a complicated double handed manouvere which requires the right hand to be maneovered in an exagerrated head trimming fashion while the left hand waves back and forward with the index and middle fingers fully extended, in some cases this can be further developed by miming the number two however in a chinese barbers this is a bit pointless. this is not a international hand signal to be attempted by beginners as mistakes can be very unpleasant.
Date: 2/8/2005
Time: 7:52 P.M.
Name: lnz
Chat: so thats davy, jonny, adam, chris, bully, big mark, wiggy - anyone else for formations? i'll get the league sorted. (its like candy from a baby)
Date: 2/8/2005
Time: 11:09 P.M.
Name: The Baroness
Chat: I'll take some of that action. Let me know when to register.
Date: 3/8/2005
Time: 9:24 A.M.
Name: The Baroness
Chat: Check out the solemusic website - Stevie Soul gives a big shout out to the Glasgow Southport massive who sang their hearts out @ Bar Soba last Friday!
Date: 3/8/2005
Time: 12:35 P.M.
Name: the bushc***
Chat: i may be incommunicado for a few weeks so can someone pick my formation soccer team for me - no duds, no donkeys, no shanners.
Date: 3/8/2005
Time: 10:56 A.M.
Name: Elder Hough
Chat: What no repeats of the team you picked for yourself last year then Jonny?
Date: 3/8/2005
Time: 9:28 P.M.
Name: The Baroness
Chat: Anyone fancy QH in Manchester 10th Sept.?
Date: 5/8/2005
Time: 4:20 P.M.
Name: lnz
Chat: i could be up for a slice of that action, Bar-L.
Date: 5/8/2005
Time: 8:53 P.M.
Name: adam
Chat: Going to try to beat Lnz at formationfootball this year.
Date: 5/8/2005
Time: 10:20 P.M.
Name: Elder Hough
Chat: QH. Manchester. Aye.
Date: 6/8/2005
Time: 9:53 A.M.
Name: Elder Hough
Chat: LNZ - BA Heathrow to Manchester up on Friday back on Saturday - 80 bangers?
Date: 6/8/2005
Time: 10:02 A.M.
Name: Big Mark
Chat: Freddy Flintoff - a true fucking legend!!!
Date: 6/8/2005
Time: 8:16 P.M.
Name: Big Mark
Chat: regarding adams last entry - if only you had deleted the last five words!!!
Date: 6/8/2005
Time: 8:18 P.M.
Name: lnz
Chat: i'm godzilla and you are japan, adam.
Date: 7/8/2005
Time: 10:44 A.M.
Name: adam
Chat: At the end of the season we'll compare points. And I'll have more.
Date: 7/8/2005
Time: 5:39 P.M.
Name: lnz
Chat: aye, points to remember in terms of where it went wrong.
Date: 7/8/2005
Time: 7:15 P.M.
Name: lnz
Chat: eg. signing players on the strength of their surname (remember your maiden season which included duds such as maccarone and gallas?)
Date: 7/8/2005
Time: 7:17 P.M.
Name: Elder Hough
Chat: Sunday night - Top Gear followed by Poirot. Middle England rocks.
Date: 7/8/2005
Time: 9:10 P.M.
Name: adam
Chat: Maccarone was an inspired signing. I had the inside track on him after reading about him in World Soccer. Debut season, eight goal in his first ten games. Dried up after that and I sold him? Where's the dud? Gallas, however, I did sign purely for his name.
Date: 8/8/2005
Time: 10:31 A.M.
Name: adam
Chat: Anyway, shut it.
Date: 8/8/2005
Time: 10:31 A.M.
Name: Elder Shaw
Chat: hey LNZ, what's your email address ?
Date: 8/8/2005
Time: 10:52 A.M.
Name: Big M
Chat: Beige@footballformationspanking2005/06.co.uk
Date: 8/8/2005
Time: 11:52 A.M.
Name: wiggy
Chat: lnz- I think you should sign bellemy. Again. Then sell him. Again.
Date: 8/8/2005
Time: 11:21 P.M.
Name: Rick
Chat: RIP Robin Cook. He would have been a great Scottish elder statesman.
Date: 8/8/2005
Time: 6:24 P.M.
Name: Elder Hough
Chat: Right thats me booked for QH in Manchester in September and Southport. Have goot four berths in a chalet. 3 are taken by the Southport faithful (Me, Shawsy and LNZ). Additional berths available subject to an extra £10 on top of the ticket price for being faggits.
Date: 8/8/2005
Time: 9:39 P.M.
Name: lnz
Chat: right, that's the formationfootball league set up. all those who have expressed an interest have been signed up and paid for. check your email for login/payment details. anyone else who wants in on the action can sign up as an individual manager (£8) at www.formationfootball.com then email Phil at support@formationfootball.com. Give him your new manager id and ask him to move you into League No. 8 (Vodka Milk League)...
Date: 8/8/2005
Time: 10:50 P.M.
Name: ruthers
Chat: I'm all over that last place in the chalet chris. If you think I can handle it, that is.
Date: 9/8/2005
Time: 12:02 P.M.
Name: Nadia
Chat: Ciao a tutti!! Just a quick reminder that all are invited to Edinburgh on the 27th August for a party! Hope to see you then.
Date: 9/8/2005
Time: 8:00 P.M.
Name: Rick
Chat: I'll take an SP berth if ruthers hasn't snatched the last one. No qualms about paying a £10 faggot supplement providing relevant benefits apply.
Date: 9/8/2005
Time: 8:04 P.M.
Name: Suzanne
Chat: Nads - cannae make the party as will be in London for the Carnivale as will Shawsy, Louise, Eilidh & Bar L - can we have our own wee party later?
Date: 9/8/2005
Time: 7:13 P.M.
Name:
Chat: http://radioworldwide.gospelcom.net/essaygenerator/ginger_test/
Date: 9/8/2005
Time: 11:15 P.M.
Name: adam
Chat: I'll be there Nadgers. Get the absinthe ready. I'll wear my pink pants.
Date: 10/8/2005
Time: 2:02 A.M.
Name: Elder Shaw
Chat: Rick & Nadia - I also can't make the 27th I'm afraid....having to work. Will def be through some point very soon. I'd also like to go to SP if there's enough for another faggot.
Date: 10/8/2005
Time: 10:30 A.M.
Name: adam
Chat: Thoroughly enjoying the Bushc*** Diaries. Laughing out loud imagining Jonny in some of these situations. Particularly enjoyed the Germans and the idea of Jonny driving a wood-panelled Mrs Larusso station wagon. What a guy.
Date: 10/8/2005
Time: 5:44 P.M.
Name: adam
Chat: Does anyone know his email address?
Date: 10/8/2005
Time: 5:45 P.M.
Name: adam
Chat: Does anyone have contact details for The Organ?
Date: 10/8/2005
Time: 6:03 P.M.
Name: Elder Hough
Chat: Lando Jonrisius - jonnyhough@hotmail.com
Date: 10/8/2005
Time: 9:38 P.M.
Name:
Chat: organ: 07780 813 767
Date: 10/8/2005
Time: 10:09 P.M.
Name: susanne (bevvied to the max)
Chat: Happy to report me and Gary have landed our flat in Bell St - Move in date TBA - local drinking establishment, Bar 91 - time to this destination - 1.5 mins at a slow place WOOOHOOO
Date: 11/8/2005
Time: 12:14 A.M.
Name: Jimalot
Chat: Bon Morning. For anyone within easy access of the G12 area there will be a send off party for The Roxburgh, which has now been sold due to major council tax evasion, on saturday night. I'm planning on trashing the place then walking home to my new flat in G20 feeling very smug. Everyone's welcome.
Date: 11/8/2005
Time: 9:10 A.M.
Name: Elder Shaw
Chat: Great news Saz....think I'II ditch the rather lengthy walk to Bar 91 & settle for the 30 second walk to Babbity Bowsers.....great pint of TL.
Date: 11/8/2005
Time: 11:13 A.M.
Name: Wendy
Chat: Great news Suzanne and Shawsy. James, me and mark will be at the party. Nads, up or the Edinburgh party too but dog sitting so will have to get the last bus home. Mark usually falls asleep early doors anyway!
Date: 11/8/2005
Time: 2:25 P.M.
Name: Nadia
Chat: Congrats Suzanne & Gary - we can have a celebratory/flat warming party part 2 for those who can't attend on the 27th!! We'll be in Glasgow this weekend so will hopefully see some of you.
Date: 11/8/2005
Time: 5:44 P.M.
Name: Suzanne
Chat: Cheers Nadadas - will be up for that - hopefully we will see you at the party on Saturday night??
Date: 11/8/2005
Time: 7:11 P.M.
Name: Elder HOugh
Chat: Err, Elder Shaw. Great pint of TL. TL! Time to take along hard look at yourself.
Date: 11/8/2005
Time: 8:53 P.M.
Name: claire
Chat: back from the bear for a short while to do some washing and get supplies mostly consisting of bacardi and rum - what a place! who is coming down for the carnival?
Date: 11/8/2005
Time: 6:19 P.M.
Name: The Baroness
Chat: Lady Claire - a welcome return! I believe the Carnival roll call for the North is as follows: Saz, Shawsy, Louise, Eilidh, BarL, Matt, Angela & Magic Bob. Not sure what the plane are, but will we need wristbands like last year to get into a pub on Sunday?
Date: 12/8/2005
Time: 9:25 A.M.
Name: Rhonda
Chat: Thanks to all those who made it on Saturday - sorry I didn't make to lunch on Sunday - I spent the day in PJs feeling sorry for myself
Date: 15/8/2005
Time: 1:15 P.M.
Name: Elder Shaw
Chat: Hey Rick, Nadia & Simy.....first day back ? Shame....eh ?
Date: 15/8/2005
Time: 2:22 P.M.
Name: Nadia
Chat: I am sooo depressed!!
Date: 15/8/2005
Time: 2:38 P.M.
Name: simpson
Chat: back from the hols blaick as QH's slong. back in thurso already, not a great return, sleep required tonight, not before i get my formation team together right enough.
Date: 15/8/2005
Time: 6:58 P.M.
Name: suzanne
Chat: right, that is QH booked for Chris, Shawshank, Bar L, Little Richard and myself - if anyone else is interested let me know and i will give you the details.
Date: 15/8/2005
Time: 10:38 P.M.
Name: Bully
Chat: Hello all, back in Singers again heading back to europe. I can confirm that i will be home for Southport. Rick, Davy, Simi one of you book me a place we can get ain chalet if there's 4 of us. I tried asking Lnz but he fobbed me off. Shawsyand Saz; can't wait to crash your new pad do you have a good solid wall for slapping? Just set up my Formationfootball team, looking forward to another season spent battling ruthers in mid-table mediocrity and seeing how long it is before Bar-L gives up and claims she's not bothered with it anymore.
Date: 16/8/2005
Time: 1:04 P.M.
Name:
Chat: Ricky Hough - Re slagging my new year set - Jan 2005 Big man spanks Dr Beat - Aug 2005 Milo set to make a million out of same song - I tell you there is a fine line between madness and genius!!!!!!
Date: 16/8/2005
Time: 11:56 A.M.
Name: Big Mark
Chat: Sorry that was me!
Date: 16/8/2005
Time: 11:57 A.M.
Name: Elder Shaw
Chat: Hey Bully, I don't think I'm asking too much for you to arrange the CYT chalet from the middle of the South China Sea....sake, we're busy people you know. Next you'll be asking us to pop round to your flat and clean up the mountain that id Dell's dishes ! Only kidding - Rick, Simy, you still up for it ?
Date: 16/8/2005
Time: 12:34 P.M.
Name: Elder Hough
Chat: Just spoke to Soutport and they have a small number of 7 berth chalets left but I'm thinking now this won't be enough as with Bully makes 8? Better bet would be to get one person in the chalet with me, LNZ and Shawsy Jnr and then book one additional 4? Thoughts? Feel free to call tonight to discuss?
Date: 16/8/2005
Time: 6:11 P.M.
Name: Suzanne
Chat: god sake you guys - how hard is it to organise. Burds organised nae probs.
Date: 16/8/2005
Time: 6:18 P.M.
Name: Big Mark
Chat: Right thats me and the wife booked for Quentin Hann, cannae wait to see those trick shots
Date: 16/8/2005
Time: 10:51 P.M.
Name: Rick
Chat: Cheers Suzanne, just let me know when you need our money and fotos.
Date: 17/8/2005
Time: 10:13 A.M.
Name: Elder Shaw
Chat: Aye Thanks Saz....you're a pal !
Date: 17/8/2005
Time: 11:57 A.M.
Name: ruthers
Chat: i'd like a room with a sea-view, please.
Date: 17/8/2005
Time: 1:47 P.M.
Name: The Baroness
Chat: Good news for the Carnival attendee's. Looks like Blaze & Kenny Dope are playing at Turnmills on Saturday 27th..yah dancin bear
Date: 17/8/2005
Time: 4:29 P.M.
Name: simpson
Chat: saz, are you taking the car?
Date: 17/8/2005
Time: 5:40 P.M.
Name: Elder Shaw
Chat: Okay, that's me booked a 4 berth for the CYT at SP, for Rick, Simy, Bully & myself. Ruthers...I'II take it you'll be with the SP Top (wank) Boys ! Rick/Simy - I'II be in touch soon for the full £110 + pics asap. Cannae wait, it's been a while !
Date: 18/8/2005
Time: 12:58 P.M.
Name: adam
Chat: What a frenzy!
Date: 18/8/2005
Time: 2:30 P.M.
Name: Suzanne
Chat: (just recovered after falling off seat from shock) Well done Davie - that was a hard task for you - Ruthers, Shawsy, Chris and Lenzie all in one Challet.....sounds like a disaster!
Date: 18/8/2005
Time: 6:16 P.M.
Name:
Chat: She's a high class whore you can't afford. And you don't live on the park. You can't have New York. What a tune.
Date: 18/8/2005
Time: 8:56 P.M.
Name: Elder Hough
Chat: Sorry, that wis me.
Date: 18/8/2005
Time: 8:56 P.M.
Name: Jimbo
Chat: Guns and Roses greatest hits on the boom box at work this morning... Oh sweet child o' mine
Date: 19/8/2005
Time: 9:40 A.M.
Name: Angel
Chat: Ruthers - if you ask for a sea view, what you really get is a view overlooking the bins! Is that what you want?? I can sort that for you no probs!
Date: 19/8/2005
Time: 1:10 P.M.
Name: ruthers
Chat: got a funny feeling I'll actually be in the bins.
Date: 19/8/2005
Time: 3:07 P.M.
Name: simpson
Chat: just like the flex from the stereo after Gary Shaw famously spat the dummy one year.
Date: 19/8/2005
Time: 4:47 P.M.
Name: Elder Hough
Chat: Ah, the mammories
Date: 19/8/2005
Time: 7:01 P.M.
Name: lnz
Chat: if you had to pick out a selection of moments that defined what southport is all about, that would make my top 5.
Date: 20/8/2005
Time: 12:43 A.M.
Name: lnz
Chat: i would also rate chris repeatedly climbing in the window of the chalet fairly high as well.
Date: 20/8/2005
Time: 12:44 A.M.
Name: lnz
Chat: in fact, now i think about it - rona drinking vodka out of wiggy's sock (for £9 cash) was funny as well.
Date: 20/8/2005
Time: 12:45 A.M.
Name: lnz
Chat: who needs the powerhouse, eh? i go to southport for the chalet parties.
Date: 20/8/2005
Time: 12:46 A.M.
Name: The Baroness
Chat: The Burger Van incident @ SP was also hilarious.
Date: 21/8/2005
Time: 12:04 P.M.
Name: simpson
Chat: doing a massive press up on the grass joined together was also pretty memorable. Especially as it highlighted Davie Shaws lack of oomph.
Date: 23/8/2005
Time: 9:05 A.M.
Name: Elder Shaw
Chat: I had an excuse though Simy....I had to lift Bully ! No excuses for the Shaw Brother's behaviour on Saturday though....totally unacceptable, my apologies. One TL lead to another...then it was back to Craig Stirling's gaff for Strang Continental ! I take no responsibility for my Brother's insistence on wearing his Blue & Beige, stripy, Principles Sailing jumper ! My green fried egg at SP was also very memorable.
Date: 23/8/2005
Time: 10:16 A.M.
Name: Angel
Chat: Lenzie bouncing in to the chalet, hair standing on end, t-shirt manky, asking why someone had left him in the Funkbase - priceless (BTW: he had gone there on his own accord!)
Date: 23/8/2005
Time: 1:04 P.M.
Name: The Baroness
Chat: Not just in the funkbase - LINEDANCING in the funkbase.
Date: 23/8/2005
Time: 2:24 P.M.
Name: suzanne
Chat: who is all going to be about this weekend then - Plans?
Date: 23/8/2005
Time: 6:43 P.M.
Name: Elder Hough
Chat: Edgy brammer - QH overload - Friday 9 September in London. Saturday 10 September in Manchester.
Date: 24/8/2005
Time: 9:05 P.M.
Name: Elder Hough
Chat: Angel - you on top of the wardrobe, refusing to come down, in full Scooby Do costume is a personal favorite of mine.
Date: 24/8/2005
Time: 9:06 P.M.
Name: simpson
Chat: i remember ruthers performing a comedy fall from one of the giant animals in the hall way.
Date: 25/8/2005
Time: 8:32 A.M.
Name: The Baroness
Chat: Talking abount comedy falls, remeber Adam's in the Powerhouse, when he tumbled fully 5 yards without spilling his pint of guiness. Happy Days......
Date: 25/8/2005
Time: 9:42 A.M.
Name: rhonda
Chat: nads or rick - whats the plan for tomorrow night - what time and where's your hoose? who else is coming through from glasgow
Date: 25/8/2005
Time: 1:50 P.M.
Name: Rhonda
Chat: 3rd September (next Saturday) - keep it free all - we're having a birthday/flat warming at our new flat - not a roxburgh type of party mind - much more civilised
Date: 25/8/2005
Time: 1:51 P.M.
Name: Rhonda
Chat: shite - I thought it was Friday today - that's a bummer - houghs I meant Saturday
Date: 25/8/2005
Time: 1:52 P.M.
Name: simpson
Chat: i will be through on saturday rhonda, not sure if Laura is joining me yet. I am not sure if i am staying at casa del hough or gayle & stu's, im sure it will all work out in the end.
Date: 25/8/2005
Time: 2:50 P.M.
Name: Nadia
Chat: We'll be around late afternoon, address as follows:12 Lindsay Road,Edinburgh
Date: 25/8/2005
Time: 5:15 P.M.
Name: Sarah
Chat: Hello Scotland, just finished packing, head back to sunny Dubai tomorrow so just wanted to say cheerio and keep me updated with tales of drunken antics, Rhona civilised party my arse!
Date: 27/8/2005
Time: 10:53 P.M.
Name: simpson
Chat: Have a good trip Sarah, jealous of the sun already as i freeze my ass off in Thurso. Thanks to Rick and Nads for their hospitality on friday, i had a great night, any reports of me falling asleep on the couch are totally founded. Any news about Mark being on his Dabs? How about the Carnival massive, how did that go?
Date: 30/8/2005
Time: 11:38 A.M.
Name: lnz (grumpy)
Chat: i've never been so tired in all my life. that carnival is pish by the way.
Date: 30/8/2005
Time: 8:05 P.M.
Name: Suzanne
Chat: I have sun stroke and look like a nougat.
Date: 31/8/2005
Time: 12:06 P.M.
Name: angel
Chat: No to the Carnival!
Date: 31/8/2005
Time: 12:51 P.M.
Name: ruthers
Chat: i fell asleep yesterday in a meeting with 3 people. i also have the sorest throat in the world. someone please tell me it was worth it.
Date: 31/8/2005
Time: 1:32 P.M.
Name: The Baroness
Chat: I currently have no voice, a sore head and a small ringing in my ears. Definately worth it, but never doing Carnival again.
Date: 31/8/2005
Time: 6:14 P.M.
Name: the bushc***
Chat: hi everyone - well done for keeping the board up to date - really good to hear everyones news. had a slight problem with outwardboundinggently but that should now be fixed. thanks suzanne for the pictures of the carnival - ruthers that is a super hat.
Date: 31/8/2005
Time: 11:28 P.M.
Name: ruthers
Chat: thanks jonny glad you like it. i have no idea what you're talking abooot. suzanne, i think i need to look at these photos.
Date: 1/9/2005
Time: 12:39 P.M.
Name: lnz
Chat: new year money, new year money. i'll be paying the final balance soon and most people have been slow paying up. let me know if you need a reminder.
Date: 1/9/2005
Time: 11:05 P.M.
Name: Wendy
Chat: We have paid some money towards new year but have forgotten how much and how much we still owe. If you could e-mail mark and let us know and we will pay up!
Date: 2/9/2005
Time: 9:20 A.M.
Name: Rick
Chat: Blah.
Date: 2/9/2005
Time: 1:02 P.M.
Name: Rhonda
Chat: hope to see you all at the flat tomorrow night - your birthday present can be not trashing it
Date: 2/9/2005
Time: 1:38 P.M.
Name: Elder Shaw
Chat: Nadia - Forza Scozia !!!!!!
Date: 2/9/2005
Time: 2:38 P.M.
Name: Nadia
Chat: Naw naw FORZA ITALIA!!!
Date: 2/9/2005
Time: 4:26 P.M.
Name: Elder Shaw
Chat: Happy 1 year Anniversary Rick & Nadia !
Date: 5/9/2005
Time: 10:28 A.M.
Name: ruthers
Chat: managed to get back to london in one piece. what a great weekend. nice to see everyone.
Date: 5/9/2005
Time: 1:09 P.M.
Name: Elder Shaw
Chat: Did anyone manage to see 'Butch Cassidy and The Sundance Kid' yesterday on C4....what a film....you can't beat a good western !
Date: 5/9/2005
Time: 4:48 P.M.
Name: ruthers
Chat: unprecedented - no chat for 2 days. was there a robbery from the chat bank? police are hunting someone with hunners of banter and a strong dislike for lenzie.
Date: 7/9/2005
Time: 2:58 P.M.
Name: adam
Chat: Police are hunting a villain responsible for stealing a large part of my brain at the weekend. They want to speak to Ruthers. It was his fault.
Date: 7/9/2005
Time: 5:18 P.M.
Name: suzanne
Chat: ruthers what is your email address again - was trying to email you last night but got returned. Soooo excited about Manchester. Do you think Ricky Hough has been banned from accessing this site during working hours?
Date: 7/9/2005
Time: 6:49 P.M.
Name: simpson
Chat: police are also investigating Sooty after a large collection of diamonds was stolen from Harrods, Matthew Corbett is believed to have had a hand in it.
Date: 7/9/2005
Time: 7:08 P.M.
Name: The Baroness
Chat: Fux sake Simi, not that one again.
Date: 7/9/2005
Time: 8:22 P.M.
Name: The Baroness
Chat: You need to see the photo of Jonny on Sunday 17th Aug on outwarboudingent;y...hilarious! Not entirely sure whether the body is real....
Date: 7/9/2005
Time: 8:54 P.M.
Name: Nadia
Chat: Suzanne - can you give me your address so that I can send you the photos for SP? Thanks
Date: 8/9/2005
Time: 8:46 A.M.
Name: A stil not quite believing big mark
Chat: Northern Ireland for fucks sake!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Date: 8/9/2005
Time: 12:29 P.M.
Name: B M
Chat: Oh and well done pinta miller and Scotland (any chance I can hitch a lift to Germany aboard the tartan armys bus)
Date: 8/9/2005
Time: 12:32 P.M.
Name: suz
Chat: nads - address sent to you by e-mail - you don't know what kinda nutters access this board!
Date: 8/9/2005
Time: 6:24 P.M.
Name: Elder Hough
Chat: Does a man good to cut loose once in a while.
Date: 9/9/2005
Time: 8:04 A.M.
Name: Elder Hough
Chat: This weekend: QH. Bed. QH. Bed.
Date: 9/9/2005
Time: 8:05 A.M.
Name: The Baroness
Chat: Bed Chris?
Date: 9/9/2005
Time: 11:27 A.M.
Name: TBL
Chat: Beddie BowBows Chris?
Date: 9/9/2005
Time: 4:52 P.M.
Name: ruthers
Chat: my email address is randomfeature -at- gmail.com! See those who are QHing it tonight. Those who are QHing it tomorrow - have a super time. Other people - you're ok too.
Date: 9/9/2005
Time: 5:06 P.M.
Name: the bushc***
Chat: hello from canada - good to catch up with everyones news. my ipod is getting a tad stale so any compilations or cds would be welcome to this address: PO BOX 2160, Campbell River, BC V9W 5C5
Date: 11/9/2005
Time: 7:56 P.M.
Name:
Chat: http://www.theonion.com/content/node/40311
Date: 12/9/2005
Time: 12:08 A.M.
Name: ruthers (on the beg)
Chat: i've lost my phone and it would appear i'm not insured. sheeeeeeeeit. i don't suppose anyone has a spare phone they'd like to donate?
Date: 12/9/2005
Time: 1:48 P.M.
Name: angel
Chat: matt has. what network are you on? His is Orange, so you would need to be the same, or I could take it to the Barras to remove the bar off it. Want me to give it a shot?
Date: 12/9/2005
Time: 6:36 P.M.
Name: Wendy
Chat: Trying to arrange a weekend in Lochgoilhead on weekend of Fri 25th Nov. Some people will have had an e-mail. Cost likely to be about £40 per person. Really cheap weekend only an hour from Glasgow. Went there for my hen weekend. Girls and boys allowed this time! Trying to get numbers - stands at about 8 or 9 at the moment. Let me know if anyone is interested. E-mail wendy.davies@northglasgow.scot.nhs.uk
Date: 13/9/2005
Time: 9:01 A.M.
Name: The Baroness
Chat: God, how good is technology? You go to see QH in Manchester on a Saturday night, and by Tuesday morning, your walking to work with the last 80 mins of his set on your ipod. God Bless America.
Date: 13/9/2005
Time: 9:08 A.M.
Name: ruthers
Chat: ooh, aye - i'm on t-mobile. a wee visit to the barras would be much appreciated ang! i will reimburse you with curly wurly's and apple vodka.
Date: 13/9/2005
Time: 10:46 A.M.
Name: ruthers
Chat: suzanne - where's those photos from Notting Hill Carnival? randomfeature@gmail.com
Date: 13/9/2005
Time: 1:53 P.M.
Name: suzanne
Chat: soory Ruthers - thought i had sent these last week - my head is up my arse at the moment. Will send you an ace piccie of the troops at QH as well.
Date: 13/9/2005
Time: 6:19 P.M.
Name: Nadia
Chat: Can someone please remind me the dates for SP in Nov?
Date: 15/9/2005
Time: 8:33 A.M.
Name: The Baroness
Chat: Nads - Friday 4th - Sunday 6th November inclusive.
Date: 15/9/2005
Time: 9:12 A.M.
Name: Nadia
Chat: Thanks Baroness!
Date: 15/9/2005
Time: 9:43 A.M.
Name: Big mark
Chat: Anyone up for a pint on friday night as paul and emma are up (best man and his wife)
Date: 15/9/2005
Time: 12:53 P.M.
Name: ruthers
Chat: bloody hell, don't all rush at once for the big man. i'd be there marky boy, if it wasn't for the small matter of 500 miles. nevertheless, i wlil be going for a pint, so i'll cheers you. how funny was roony's sending off by the way. and how stuffed are everton.
Date: 16/9/2005
Time: 9:51 A.M.
Name: Adam
Chat: I gots to work Markus Maximus. Anyway, I don't like pints. Or any type of booze for that matter. I stick to the six food groups: fruits, pulses, sugars, fats, jellies and acids.
Date: 16/9/2005
Time: 3:34 P.M.
Name: ruthers
Chat: that's a big hairy fib.
Date: 16/9/2005
Time: 4:55 P.M.
Name: Suzanne
Chat: I am quite concerned about the lack of contribution from Rick Hough - where are you Rick?
Date: 16/9/2005
Time: 5:59 P.M.
Name: Elder Hough
Chat: However, his love for painting soon outgrew his interest in restoration, and he decided to become a full-time oil painter, specialising particularly in whimsical dog portraits.
Date: 17/9/2005
Time: 8:00 A.M.
Name: Elder Hough
Chat: Rufus, not sure what your telephonus situation is pertaining to your situation but do you fancy a few pints up that there The Griffin tomorrow afternoon. I know I do.
Date: 17/9/2005
Time: 1:59 P.M.
Name: Elder Hough
Chat: The Griffin. A pub you'd travel to.
Date: 17/9/2005
Time: 2:01 P.M.
Name: ruthers
Chat: sorry, missed you message chris. would've enjoyed a wee pint at the griffin. i'd travel to the griffin.
Date: 19/9/2005
Time: 10:02 A.M.
Name: Rick
Chat: Well, after a period of enforced absence I’m please to return to overflowinggently. I’d tell you where I’ve been but that’s classified information. If any of you watch Spooks on Monday evening you’ll know what I mean. I’m still struggling with some technical issues so please forgive me if my chat seems detached and irrelevant. Made it to Edinburgh’s new Saturday afternoon soul session on (ahem) Saturday. Not exactly Connoisseurs Corner, but certainly has potential. A slightly surreal experience as I was in attendance with Anne fae the work, Ross and Aids.
Date: 19/9/2005
Time: 11:20 A.M.
Name: Elder Shaw
Chat: MI5 - not 9 to 5
Date: 19/9/2005
Time: 12:50 P.M.
Name: The Baroness
Chat: Welcome Back Rick!!... yah wee dick.
Date: 19/9/2005
Time: 1:18 P.M.
Name: Elder Shaw
Chat: LGP - Does your Griffin have The Griffin, The Griffinette & The Griffiny lounge. Three pubs for the price of one....I doubt it. And more importantly, ours is frequented by none other than Glasgow's finest 'Angles' McManus !
Date: 19/9/2005
Time: 4:19 P.M.
Name: ruthers
Chat: aye, but this one's got that there sultana sports.
Date: 19/9/2005
Time: 4:45 P.M.
Name: suzanne
Chat: welcome back Rick - it's been too long. How was the Stag in Blackpool Senior Shaw - 3 days till new flat - cannae wait!!
Date: 19/9/2005
Time: 5:54 P.M.
Name: Nadia
Chat: I'm going to Miami for work next week...yiippeee! It's a hard life!
Date: 19/9/2005
Time: 6:34 P.M.
Name:
Chat: Type in a Google search for 'french military victories' and click on 'I'm Feeling Lucky'.
Date: 19/9/2005
Time: 8:10 P.M.
Name: Wendy
Chat: 3 Highland eagle lodges booked in Lochgoilhead for weekend of 25th Nov. Sleep max of 18. if we get a full £18 it will be just over £35 each. Anyone who hasn't let me know yet and is interested get in touch. If too many we can book another one as required
Date: 20/9/2005
Time: 9:44 A.M.
Name: Wendy
Chat: That will be 18 people not pounds
Date: 20/9/2005
Time: 9:44 A.M.
Name: Elder Shaw
Chat: Sorry Wendy....Laura and I have a date with the Complete Stone Roses & some space Cookies that weekend. Saz - Blaickpool was highly technical, you booked that transit Van yet ?
Date: 20/9/2005
Time: 12:21 P.M.
Name: Rick
Chat: This might amuse those of you that know (or know of) my granddad. He was admitted into hospital on Sunday evening for scheduled major heart surgery. He was asked to complete a pre-op questionnaire which asked, amongst other things, “How often do you drink?” My granddad replied “Occasionally”!
Date: 20/9/2005
Time: 3:59 P.M.
Name: Elder Shaw
Chat: Purely for medicinal purposes Rick !
Date: 20/9/2005
Time: 5:26 P.M.
Name: Mark (big)
Chat: In a recent operation questionairre I was asked "How often do you act like an arse" My reply "Occasionally"
Date: 20/9/2005
Time: 5:55 P.M.
Name: suzanne
Chat: Glod bless Granda's - they are legends - don't make them like that anymore! Hope all goes well. Re van - don't know, Gary is sorting it.
Date: 20/9/2005
Time: 6:09 P.M.
Name: simpson
Chat: nice one Rick, hope the old boy comes through, lets hope its not a german surgeon!!!
Date: 21/9/2005
Time: 2:03 P.M.
Name: ruthers
Chat: aye, the ol' grandads. god bless 'em. aye............ won't be long 'till a wee while.
Date: 21/9/2005
Time: 11:04 P.M.
Name: adam
Chat: Aye, that's the one. This, that........
Date: 23/9/2005
Time: 2:12 A.M.
Name: ruthers
Chat: my phone's back in play. if you're texting, leave your name so i can add it to my phone list. have a lovely weekend you beautiful people.
Date: 23/9/2005
Time: 10:42 A.M.
Name: the bushc***
Chat: i'm reaquainting myself with holmes - particularly enjoyed this line: "Mr Godfrey Norton, dark, handsome and dashing. Never calls less than once a day and often twice."
Date: 23/9/2005
Time: 11:40 A.M.
Name: lnz
Chat: woohaa. 4 week stretch without broadband. i've been mentally toughened by the experience.
Date: 24/9/2005
Time: 2:01 P.M.
Name: Rick
Chat: Duh duh dah dah dah dah da da dah dah da da da…the chances of anything coming from Mars are a million to one….but still the-eay come! Anyone up for a bit of War of the Worlds action – and none of your Tom Cruise pish. Live for the first time! Jeff Wayne conducting the Black Smoke Band and the 48 piece ULLAdubULLA Strings featuring special guest Justin Hayward. Also in sight and sound, Richard Burton as the Journalist. Glasgow Clyde Auditorium, Sat 22 April 2006. More details at www.thewaroftheworlds.com
Date: 26/9/2005
Time: 5:00 P.M.
Name: Aye, great shout Rick. Me booked up for Brighton on the Friday the week before. Thunderchild. Can we expect the Tom Middleton mix to be making an appearance at Rezuricktion?
Chat:
Date: 26/9/2005
Time: 10:23 P.M.
Name: Elder Hough
Chat: Er, sorry. That was me. Also. STOP PRESS: QH gets day job at KFC - http://www.cieloclub.com/cgi-bin/mojo/mojo.cgi?flavor=archive&id=20050923151459&list=CieloMain
Date: 26/9/2005
Time: 11:10 P.M.
Name: Elder Shaw
Chat: The lime green Peugeot is being replaced......hooray....no more embarassing jibes at 5's from the likes of Simy, LNZ et al !!!
Date: 27/9/2005
Time: 11:46 A.M.
Name: ruthers
Chat: not if it's getting replaced with a pink peugeot.
Date: 27/9/2005
Time: 12:02 P.M.
Name: simpson
Chat: Can someone please let me know a mailing address for Eildh? Either on the board or send it to mark.simpson2@kpmg.co.uk, many thanks.
Date: 27/9/2005
Time: 12:34 P.M.
Name: Wendy
Chat: I think she is staying with her sister whose address I don't know but I put a card through at her mum's address which is 30 Fintry Cres, Bishopbriggs as I assume they will be back there at some point
Date: 27/9/2005
Time: 12:49 P.M.
Name: Rick
Chat: This story reminded me of Ronda’s infamous house party in early 90s: http://thescotsman.scotsman.com/glasgow.cfm?id=1999652005
Date: 27/9/2005
Time: 1:14 P.M.
Name: simpson
Chat: Thanks wendy. Davie, knew it wouldn't be long until you upgraded. Is poker on this evening, and if so what time? cant wait to try out my new poker face.
Date: 27/9/2005
Time: 1:24 P.M.
Name: Rick
Chat: And this one, also in today’s Scotsman, made me think of Mal: “A pensioner has been ordered to stay 25 metres away from all horses after admitting handling the private parts of a young stallion. George Blair, 69, appeared from custody yesterday and admitted a charge of committing a breach of the peace at a field in Selkirk.”
Date: 27/9/2005
Time: 1:25 P.M.
Name: Elder Shaw
Chat: Yes Simy poker is on, you may want to contact the barL, don't know if she is driving. By there for 7.30, eyes down for 8
Date: 27/9/2005
Time: 2:37 P.M.
Name: Rick
Chat: After a couple of days of experimentation with my mid-afternoon tea break I’m pleased to be returning to the relative normality of Earl Grey today. How welcome are its subtle lavender fragrances? How pleasing are its aromatic aftertastes? I’ll be in Glasgow this evening where I will be happy to provide the answer to these questions and more, including - my strange out of body experience with dill berry, quince and crab apple my reaction after taking a mouthful of Indian Spiced Chai.
Date: 29/9/2005
Time: 3:46 P.M.
Name: Rick
Chat: Today is officially the slowest day since records began. Can’t believe it’s only 3.20!!!
Date: 30/9/2005
Time: 3:21 P.M.
Name: lnz
Chat: anyone read the wasp factory? it's fucked up; no-one read it. especially you, adam.
Date: 30/9/2005
Time: 7:21 P.M.
Name: TheBarL
Chat: I've read it Lnz - quality book, although to be fair, a shade on the mental side.
Date: 1/10/2005
Time: 2:25 P.M.
Name: Rhonda
Chat: Lenzie - when did you start reading books?
Date: 1/10/2005
Time: 5:42 P.M.
Name: lnz
Chat: i thought it was time i upgraded my patter. sitting on the train to/from leatherhead everyday gets boring you know. but never mind that; when did you start posting on the bulletin board?
Date: 2/10/2005
Time: 12:01 P.M.
Name: Wendy
Chat: All Lochgoilheaders - the money needs to be paid by 21st October. E-mail wendy.davies@northglasgow.scot.nhs.uk for account details or give me cash or cheques. It is £40 each. Some may end up in a electricity/drinks kitty depending on final numbers
Date: 3/10/2005
Time: 9:50 A.M.
Name: ruthers
Chat: "goody gumdrops". what a great saying that is. see if you can fit it in to your working day.
Date: 3/10/2005
Time: 12:25 P.M.
Name: simpson
Chat: far too cheery for a monday morning ruthers, are you on the happy pills? i will wipe the smug grin aff yer coupon come the weekend sonny jim.
Date: 3/10/2005
Time: 12:38 P.M.
Name: Big Mark
Chat: Monday morning, life is good, taxi-ing away in my taxi world when old dear flags me down, "Savoy centre driver" she tells me and before I can utter a response she asks "Is there any chance you can take me round the back entrance" Well I'm sorry I laughed like a child and had to blame t on the "amusing" comment on the radio!!!!!
Date: 3/10/2005
Time: 2:40 P.M.
Name: Sarah
Chat: Hey losers, just sat down at the internet cafe and thought I'd drop in and say hi? Hows the weather? It's friggin hot here, so hot in fact that we went out on Thursday to the Irish village (an outside place) and I had to spend most of the night drying off my sweat soaked dress under the dryer - lovely!!! Anyway hope you're all good?
Date: 3/10/2005
Time: 6:50 P.M.
Name: adam
Chat: I often have to do that in work Sarah. I'm going to see Wynton Marsalis with the Chicago Jazz Orchestra and the London Philharmonic on Wednesday. Cannae wait man.
Date: 3/10/2005
Time: 4:48 P.M.
Name: Rick
Chat: The thought of Adam serving drinks in a sweat soaked dress is enough to make anyone sweat.
Date: 3/10/2005
Time: 5:17 P.M.
Name: Rick
Chat: Did you know that Steven Thomson is playing for Falkirk in the SPL?
Date: 3/10/2005
Time: 5:37 P.M.
Name: ruthers
Chat: goody gumdrops
Date: 3/10/2005
Time: 5:57 P.M.
Name: simpson
Chat: just got a rather unwelcome piece of mail, a speeding notification from the northern constabulary, 89 in a 60 zone, A9, shit shit shitter shitter.
Date: 4/10/2005
Time: 9:24 A.M.
Name: Rick
Chat: Even worse news I’m afraid Simi, Comedy legend Ronnie Barker dies. RIP
Date: 4/10/2005
Time: 12:51 P.M.
Name: adam
Chat: Grave news on both fronts.
Date: 4/10/2005
Time: 1:30 P.M.
Name: simpson
Chat: perhaps i'll listen to some James Blunt or Daniel Pouter just to brighten up my day.
Date: 4/10/2005
Time: 1:40 P.M.
Name: ruthers
Chat: Nice beard Jonus! I hope you didn't shave it off for Claire's visit - she'l be well use to handling grizzlies by now.
Date: 4/10/2005
Time: 1:52 P.M.
Name:
Chat: as i look back on life, all i see are victories. i am usually in a bad mood. i always get what i want. if i were keeping score in life, i would be far ahead.
Date: 5/10/2005
Time: 12:18 A.M.
Name: Nadia
Chat: Can anyone recommend a good pub in Glasgow for a boozy lunch??
Date: 5/10/2005
Time: 8:49 A.M.
Name: ruthers
Chat: Nads - get yersel down that Horseshoe. Great 3-course lunch for tuppence. It also has the longest bar in Scotland. Not sure if girls are allowed though.
Date: 5/10/2005
Time: 12:38 P.M.
Name: adam
Chat: rice pudding for pudding rutherama.
Date: 5/10/2005
Time: 4:00 P.M.
Name: Rick
Chat: I once took a visiting Italian dignitary to watch an Old Firm match in the Horseshoe Bar. He didn’t even last until half time!
Date: 5/10/2005
Time: 5:11 P.M.
Name:
Chat: when i am working, i pay so much attention to what i am doing that the outside world practically ceases to exist.
Date: 5/10/2005
Time: 9:49 P.M.
Name: Ann
Chat: Amusing little taxi driving anecdote there Mark, I actually have one myself from today. I was in a taxi on my way back from my friend's (picture the scene) and when I got out of the taxi I noticed my arse was wet. When I pointed out to the driver that his seat and indeed my arse were wet he gave me some guff about washing the car with the window down then asked to see my arse! It seemed rude to refuse and let's face it he wasn't going to miss it when I turned round anyway so I obliged! He didn't say anything but didn't look very impressed, which is fair enough cos I know my arse has never been my best feature. Anyway when I told Dean about said incident he said "Didn't you ask for your money back". I wasn't sure if he meant because I got a wet arse or because I had to flash it but I just thought "Naw man ,that's cheap!"
Date: 6/10/2005
Time: 2:05 P.M.
Name: Rick
Chat: Doesn’t say anything for months on end and then pipes up with a story about flashing her arse to a taxi driver! Quality!
Date: 7/10/2005
Time: 9:45 A.M.
Name: ruthers
Chat: tortured soul and stephanie cook live at southport. am i allowed to partake in the pre-southport chat?
Date: 7/10/2005
Time: 5:02 P.M.
Name: Angel
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